Six Weird Things? How Rude!

I am not weird! I resemble that remark! I do have some unique qualities that make me irreplaceable.....I'll share those instead.

1. I am a princess. I am beautiful. You will all bow before me. Especially Grama.

2. I am a princess. I don't have to use the box. That's for peasants.

3. I am a princess. I scream at the top of my lungs for what I want. And I get it too.

4. I am a princess. You cannot stop my mandible of death. It just keeps growing back no matter how many times you remove it. In medieval times long fingernails were a sign of nobility........

5. I am a princess. I have a delicate constitution. Feed me inferior food and pay the price.....poopy bum for everyone!

6. I am a princess. But sometimes I dream that I am Super-cat, saving the world from the evil V-E-T. I can leap tall furniture in a single bound, run faster than a speeding vaccum, and knock out Dad with a single head-butt.

OK Mom, stop typing and open the sunroom. I want to watch birds.

~Callie