The Don's orders must be followed: 6 Things

I have my orders. Six weird things about me:

1. I am a 'hit-cat'. The Don gives the order- I make things 'dissapear'. Payment in toona, unmarked cans.

2. I am part squirrel. My tail- 'nuff said. It is my distinguishing feature. Like the assassin in Princess Bride with 6 fingers.....

3. I am 8 feet long. I haven't actually measured, so I could be off by a bit.

4. I am six-hundred pounds. And a panther. (read some Salvatore.....you'll see how deadly I am....)

5. I have a boyfriend. He can come in the house and share my treats when it's daytime. And I'll tear him a new....um......tear him apart when it's nighttime. And Callie too if she gets in the way.

6. I think I'm bi-polar. Nice kitty- Nasty kitty. It's a crapshoot.

Mission complete. Payment can be wire transferred to Mom & Dad for serving.

~Guen