Humiliating.....just humiliating!

The bith got me good. Of course Dad's not innocent here either. If his damm nose wasn't so sensitive, I could have got away with it. But nooooooooo.

And so I found myself in the laundry tub, unceremoniously having my ass-end washed. Of course I wasn't going to go quietly. I screamed loud enough that Guen came to see what atrocities they were committing against me. I had to have a witness to the abuse so I can use it against them later. Mom didn't even use the pouffy soap......plain old dial deodorant! That's not a fitting scent for a princess! I suppose it's better than poopy-bum, but not much. And it tastes horrible to try to clean out of my fur. At least I got to use a good towel to dry my poopy-bum on. Mom asked Dad to bring her a towel, and thank goodness for his lack of understanding of good vs. crappy towels! I got a brand new baby pink one, fresh out of the package! Hee Hee! I have claimed it in the name of Callie! Never before used on human bodies! It's MINE!

I have to go recover from my ordeal and lick myself back into my usual beauty.....

~a bedraggled but clean Princess Callie