Dadth calls me 'weird' all the time......

The Don has spoken, and I have to share sixth weird things about me. I had trouble deciding what wasth 'weird', but thanks to the helpth of Dadth and Guen (I'm not sure whether I'm actually thankful for Guen'ths contribution) I have come up with the following:

1. My eyes are HUGE. Momth says they are soulful.....I like Momth.

2. I get lost. Somewhere between the bed and the water dish I get all turned around and can't remember where I'm going. Momth always finds me after I start howling and takes me back to bed. I like Momth.

3. I have a shedding issue. When I'm nervous, I can drop my entire coat. Last time we went to the V-E-T, I was half-bald for two weeks afterwards. I peed on him too. But Momth still loves me. I like Momth.

4. I have no teeth. I was really sick when Momth found me. She said I was skinny then. I drooled a lot and couldn't keep my tongue in my mouth because my front teeth had fallen out from something called "malnutrition". A couple of years ago I got really sick again. Momth took me to the V-E-T and I had a nap and when I woke up all my teeth were gone. Now I get soft food......YUMMY! I still eat crunchies, but usually they are only a temporary meal and end up back on the carpet for Momth to clean up. I like Momth.

5. My favorite foods are pizza and chips. One might think it's the chez that makes pizza so appethithing......but it's the 'mato sauce. Chips are the bestest though. Salt and vinegar. Domitos aren't bad either. Really anything will do if it comes out of one of those crinkly bags. I can hear them opening a mile away from a dead sleep. Momth always gives me some. I like Momth.

6. This one isn't really about me. I have this toy. Momth bought it for me when I first came to live with her. It's had the crap beaten out of it, but it's MY toy. Momth and Dadth think it's weird....they can't figure out what it's supposed to be. It's black and furry, has an orange plastic head like a parrot, and orange plastic feet. Not bird feet......human feet. I call him BOB. And no matter how decrepit he gets, Momth won't throw him out. I like Momth.

Do I get some chips now?

~Sibyl